What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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My children are mistakes

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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World Of Warcraft

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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