- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Fuck her

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Don't rape me!

Obama.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

shut up

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

I came.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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