-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Working hard or hardly working????

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

ollie is a fag so are you

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

who farted? umm........that guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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