Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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