Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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This is not Will Smith.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Women

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Hey Caleb.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Please don't rape me.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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