How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Black people are clen.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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a little girl gets raped

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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