when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What should I name my dog?

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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