Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

One Big Ass Mistake America

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Chuck Norris died.

Bing

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

knock knock come in

Nicholas Cage

Anti Joke

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