How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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