Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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W.N.B.A.

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lewis bedford

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Black people are clen.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Knock knock Come in!

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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I love boobs

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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