- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Womens Rights.

Knock Knock. Go away!

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Women's rights.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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