What is brown and smells? Poop

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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sixty....eight.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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My butt!!!!

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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lol

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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