Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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no u

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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