What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

I dislike old people.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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