Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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gay marriage.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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American Idol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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