your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Your life That's the joke

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Obamacare!

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

I am a real homosexual

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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