- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

go go gadget

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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