Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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haha.

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A very depressed man walks into a bar, sits down, and gives the bartender his credit card and says, "Keep giving me beers until I pass out." The bartender asks, "What's wrong Buddy? You can talk to me!" The depressed man explains that he was fired, his wife has been cheating on him for the past 2 years, both his daughters ran away and became prostitutes, his mother died after choking on his father's Genitals and the father had just been diagnosed with both brain and testicular cancer and will die within the week, his sister was kidnapped and sold into a sex slave market and has been missing for the past year, his brother confessed to being gay and committed suicide with his lover (male) after learning that their state did not accept gay marriage. He pauses to drink his beer, then continues on to say that he has been convicted of sexually assaulting a child even though he was innocent, his dog had just been run over by a tractor trailer with no physical body left to bury, his cat had gotten stuck in the garbage disposal and he turned it on without knowledge that the cat was sleeping inside. The man looks at the bartender and started to laugh and cry at his misfortune, he then said,"... And to top it all off i just spent the past 2 hours explaining this to a deaf bartender!" The man then went home and hung himself on the telephone pole outside his house. At the funeral only the bartender,who attended, spoke on his behalf, reciting the man's terrible life, then ending by saying, "This man death has motivated me to search for a cure to this rare Delusional Disorder."

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drugs.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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GONNA

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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