A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Women's rights.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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two fish are in a tank.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Icecream

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Bing

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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your momma's an antijoke

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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