How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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