Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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your life

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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