- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

a horse walks into a barn

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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