What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Black Poeple

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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I am black.

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A black man killed someone

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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josh simpson has cancer

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