how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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AROUND

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Noah is Smart.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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jgkbk,mn

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Anti Joke

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