- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Women rights..

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Women's Golf

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

justin littleton. nuff said

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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