i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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the cow goes moo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Rick Perry.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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I got shot, you laughed

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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