Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Child Prostitution.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What what In the butt

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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