Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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