- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An antijoke

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Men's rights

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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