Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What what In the butt

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

A man walks into a bar.

Kenny G

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

A dwarf walks under a bar.

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