What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Dallas Cowboys

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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