Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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the cow goes moo

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Rick Perry.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Asians...

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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