A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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A black man killed someone

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Ben is gay

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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