where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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