- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Goat balls.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

i have aids and a chode

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