Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Women's rights

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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women's rights

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Womens Sports

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I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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