- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Dallas Cowboys

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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