What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What is a dog? Bark

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A black succeeds

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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