Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

Women's rights.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

...Jack Vale

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

your mom

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Netball.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

So a seal walks into a club...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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