- Anti Joke

a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

A man sat down Then he stood up

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

make me a sandwich!

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...