- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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