Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What didn't last long? You in the bed

thumb_up thumb_down +42

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The joke below me is retarded

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I like your hair

thumb_up thumb_down +14

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops