What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

My nipple is bleeding

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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