What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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I like your hair

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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