- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Knock Knock Come in.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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