Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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I'm Spartacus

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Hair

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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