What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Where to, sir? Forward.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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