- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

This is a joke for Homeless people:

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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