Jews for Jesus

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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American healthcare.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why did the woman die Because she was old

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Liars go to hell! -God

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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