three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What's funny? Women's rights.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What what In the butt

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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