Roses are red Violets are blue

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Hair

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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