my names jim haha

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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who farted i did :]

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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hi im paul!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Popsicles

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Netball.

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Anti Joke

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