Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

How Long is a Chinese man.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Roses are red Violets are blue

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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