WOMEN'S RIGHTS

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

women's rights

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

I Love Hitler.

Women's Rights...

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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