Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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The white guy did it!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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69.... is a number

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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i have cancer

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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A black man without problems.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Womens Sports

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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anti-joke teehee

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I like turtoes.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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