Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Laura Pratz..

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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