knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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