Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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what color is blue? green

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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your mom

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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