- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Poop.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

Where did John go? Refrigerator

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

A man walks into a bar.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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