- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

Arrow to the Knee

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

The AIDS patient was gay

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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