Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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