- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

youre gay

Asian NASCAR.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

Women's rights.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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