How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Popsicles

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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The joke below me is retarded

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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