- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

theres a fat guy

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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