Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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