Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Hey, you have small hands.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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