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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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