What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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