What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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wat?

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

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