Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Runescape.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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equality for women

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Miscarriages.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Jesus

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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