Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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