Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Hi

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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