Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Swag.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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You.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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