So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Why? Because racecar.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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The Holocaust

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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