How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Punch line.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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