Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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