A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Anti Joke

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