What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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