whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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20

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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