Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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How are you this morning?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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