Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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