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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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