call of duty world at war

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

what sucks? things that suck

I have no soul so I must consume yours

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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