- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

A man buys free health care...

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

You copy and paster!

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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