How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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