What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Men's Rights

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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