If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Get in the car.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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PATHETIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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