Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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